What We Should Know

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,………. ’Ma’am, I’m sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I’m awfully cold.’
‘I have a better idea,’ she replied ‘Just for tonight,…… let’s
pretend that we’re married.’
‘Wow!…………………. That’s a great idea!’, he exclaimed.
‘Good,’ she replied. ………….’Get your own f*ing blanket.
‘ After a moment of silence, ………………….he farted.
The End
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I can't believe I will find something like this from the Bible.
I haven't updated this blog that much but I have so many things to post. Yeah, laziness strikes again. So allow me to just make a quick recap of the things that came about:
This is a challenge for me because I am hard to please but I will try to learn and hopefully master this for this year. Happiness and contentment for 2011, these are my major major goals :)
Pipilitin kong:
1. Maging mas maalagang asawa
2. Maging mas pasensyosang ina
3. Mag-ehersisyo tuwing may pagkakataon
4. Maging kuntento at mapagpasalamat sa lahat ng kung anong meron ako sa buhay
5. Huwag pansinin ang mga negatibo at iukol lamang ang aking atensyon sa lahat ng positibo sa buhay
Sya nawa. :)
- from my iPhone
Been so busy ever since we got here. I'm already in the Philippines by the way and I will be going back to Malaysia in 2 days! Time flies, really! I will just post some updates and pics when I get back to Malaysia. For now, I need to make the most out of the remaining days of my stay here. Tata! :)